Season 2 Episode1

Restroom Sex & Machine Guns

Natasha has made it back to St. Petersburg, Russia, trying to track down her sister, Vera, who is about to give birth to a highly coveted human/space-alien hybrid.Vera has been captured Papa Bear, Natasha’s former boss who betrayed her and hung her out to dry. Natasha meets with Petra, a fellow agent, who says she has information on Vera’s whereabouts. But before Natasha can get the information, things get sexy, chaotic, dangerous, bloody, and let’s just throw in a spaceship for good measure.

SEASON ONE RECAP

Previously, in Season One of Deep State Dossier:

Natasha and Vincent are agents of the Office of Anti-Villainy and Undisclosable Matters aka OAVUM. They are also hot for each other, but they had a falling out because, well, stuff happened. Anyway, one night, Natasha gets a phone call from her sister, Vera, who lives in Russia. Vera's

boyfriend has disappeared and she thinks the U.S. The government had something to do with it. Natasha thinks this is a stupid theory until Vera tells her that the boyfriend is an alien from another galaxy. That's when the shit hits the fan because the most powerful governments in the world know about Misha (that's the alien boyfriend's name) and they all want to get their hands on him, because, well, he's an alien. This is also when things get complicated. It turns out that Natasha is a double-agent for a secretive Russian agency who want her to track down Misha and get him to surrender to her because she's practically a sister-in-law to him. Okay, but Misha's is being held by the CIA or the Department of Defense or something like that, so Natasha needs Vincent's help but she absolutely cannot tell him that she's a double-agent. So she tells him a half-truth, which is that she needs help rescuing her sister's boyfriend who happens to be a space alien. He's cool with it because he still has a thing for Natasha and he's pretty bored with his job. Bunch of stuff happens in the Second Act, including the rekindling of Natasha and Vincent's relationship and their having hot sex in the back of a van by a lake in which a dinosaur named Amanda lives. They also finally track down Misha and rescue him. He happens to be a pretty cool guy and totally in love with Vera and Natasha can see why her sister fell for him.

The End.

No, not really. Because that's a nice ending, but a boring ending. So, cut to: Natasha finds out that her Russian boss, code-named Papa Bear, doesn't actually care about Misha. What he and the other governments really want is Misha's spaceship for the alien technology to use for their dastardly government deeds. Which means that when the spaceship is located, Misha becomes expendable aka dead. There's no way Natasha's going to let that happen. But then Papa Bear kidnaps Vera and tells Natasha to do her job... Or else. Also, Natasha is exposed as a double-agent. Long story short, Natasha tells Papa Bear and whoever else that's after the spaceship to go fuck themselves. Misha leads her to the spaceship so they can go save Vera. But then Misha gets shot and dies. But before he dies, Misha telepathically transfers his abilities to Natasha who can now fly the spaceship. But what happened to Vincent? Despite finding out that Natasha is a double-agent, he still wants to help her. But Natasha shoots him in the leg because he's already done enough for her and she does not want him to get into any more trouble or danger. And wounding him was the only way to stop him.

Anyway, Misha's dead and Vincent is bleeding in a parking lot of a roadside diner, and the world's most powerful governments are all after Natasha and the spaceship. Does Natasha fly off into the sunset and go off-grid and hide until things blow over? Of course not. She points the spaceship toward St. Petersburg, Russia, where her sister was last seen, and flies there at Mach whatever. And she will do whatever to rescue her sister and to put a bullet or two or three into Papa Bear because revenge is awesome.

So, welcome to Season Two of--

Wait a second. I almost forgot to remind you of the most important part: Vera is knocked up, preggers, with child. And, yes, Misha is the baby daddy.

This changes everything...

Welcome to Season Two of Deep State Dossier.

Episode One

Natasha's rude awakening